“I have to work twice as hard to prove I’m able to do the job for a reason beyond my family name.”
- Richard & Judy spawn, Chloe Madeley
So far working hard has meant hitching up her slip in FHM. OK, at least it’s not Nuts or Zoo but she’s still flashing her pants, albeit in a ‘classy’ shoot. Aye, aye, ‘exposure’ they call it. Hey, maybe she’s a shit-hot presenter. Maybe she’s the bestest presenterer ever ever. I dunno. But would she be in FHM if she wasn’t the issue of two tea-time favourites?
And the shots themselves sit oddly together. She looks awkward without being gauche, young without the freshness of youth. I was going to say she looks like a little girl dressing up in grown-up clothes but that’s overstating it: she’s a twenty year old who’s been styled too old for her age. There’s nothing shocking about the pictures. They’re just static and rather sad.
>>static and rather sad
Actually, I find that describes Richard & Judy quite well also.
I quite like early evening Richard, all relaxed and top button undone *blush* His enthusiasm and energy is quite endearing. Conversely, Judy always looks like she’d rather be at home with a glass of red wine and her feet in a washing up bowl.
Anyway, get me blogging the big news stories of the day
The last thing Judy needs is more wine.
Talking of vacuous self publicisers, manuals grand-daughter has suddenly had a change of heart and asked that Brand and Ross get re-instated. Also she talks about all the modelling work she has been offered as a result of this hoo-haa.
Are you feeling sceptical at all about the integrity of all those involved?
I blame Satan in all this.
Not to mention sluts!
Aaaahh, I cant stay mad at the sluts. God bless em…
In defence of GB, she was put in a very difficult position. Had she not agreed to give an exclusive to The Sun, I imagine they would have raked up her mucky past and run with it anyway. At least this way she gets some control over what comes out and how it is presented. With Max Clifford on her side, the worst stuff can be suppressed and she can come out in a better light. That said, she does seem to be enjoying the attention a little bit too much. I hope she doesn’t turn up on Celebrity Love Island. (Or Dancing on Ice with Chloe.)
This U-turn smacks of ‘Got what I wanted’. And it wouldnt be beyond the ego and Brand to decide to stir up some controversy for an ex? Nothing conclusive, but it all seemed a little wrong from the start, this one.
And Clifford doesn’t seem to be suppressing much. She already sold the kiss and tell stuff.
Is annoying and inconsequencial. I havent finished waving my minature american flag yet ! Yay!
I don’t think either would do that to “Manuel”. Have you seen the picture of him the press is using? He’s wearing an 80s Noel Edmonds type woollen sweater and holding a spaniel. He is the alpha grandad
The kiss and tell amounted to her saying RB was a clean freak and not as good in bed as he boasts he is. It was very tame.
Rumour (ie. Popbitch) has it that GB features in a hardcore lesbian spanking film. There is no mention of this in the redtops. I see the hand of Max.
Suspect the u-turn is realpolitik. Maybe she was mad as Hell in the beginning but now sees it’s in her best interests to play it cool.
Am reading all about Obama et al in Newsweek.
*waves miniature flag*
Hmm, maybe it is just her dopey revelling in all the modelling work she has been offered that has made her look calculating to me.
It happens….